Conversation 1

Man: So, how long have you been married?

Woman: This October it will have been 20 years.

Man: Nice. You got me beat by a few years.

Woman: Really? How long have you been married?

Man: Let's see. I'll have been married 18 years next week.

Woman: Oh, that's coming up. Happy anniversary.

Conversation 2

Woman: Can I use your car tomorrow?

Man: Sure. What time do you need it?

Woman: Around 6:00 in the evening.

Man: Okay. I need to run errands in the afternoon, but I should have finished by then.

Woman: Are you sure that's enough time?

Man: Yeah. Plenty of time. I need to run errands in the afternoon, but I'll have finished by then.

Conversation 3

Man: How long have you been working here?

Woman: I'll have been working here 20 years this coming May.

Man: Really? 20 years.

Woman: Yeah. Time flies.

Man: So, you think you'll be here another 20 years?

Woman: Not a chance. I'll have retired by then.

Conversation 4

Woman: When do you get paid next?

Man: I get paid next Tuesday, and it could not come soon enough.

Woman: Really? Are you running low on cash?

Man: Yeah. I'm down to my last 100 bucks.

Woman: Oh, that should last you.

Man: Are you kidding? I'll have spent that by Sunday for sure.