Man: Where is mom?
Woman: She’s in the kitchen. She’s cooking dinner.
Man: Where’s dad?
Woman: He’s outside. He’s sitting on the porch. He’s waiting for dinner.
Man: What’s he doing outside?
Woman: He’s listening to news on the radio.
Man: Why doesn’t he watch the news on TV?
Woman: The TV isn’t working.
Man: Oh, that’s too bad. Well, it is a nice day to be outside.