Man: There’s a car parked across the street that looks a little suspicious.

Woman: Oh, yeah. Why do you say that?

Man: Well, it’s been sitting there for awhile with its engine running and lights turned on.

Woman: Oh, it’s probably nothing. Some guys probably just pulled over to check a map or something.

Man: I don’t know. The person seated inside looks a bit sketchy.

Woman: OK, that’s it. No more crime drama shows for you.